AI Magic: How Generators are Shaping the Future of Adult Entertainment

AI or Artificial Intelligence for those of you who are fucking stupid, is changing the world. You can’t go anywhere or read anything without someone mentioning AI. You can even learn how to make millions of dollars using AI from a guy making YouTube videos from his mom’s roach-infested apartment.

You might not have put much time into thinking whether AI is going to change the future of adult entertainment, aka porn, but it’s going to have a major impact. It won’t be long until you’re ferociously jerking off to computer-generated smut that you forget to listen to see if anyone is walking near your bedroom door. The look of shock on whoever’s face when they catch you beating off to a picture of a woman with three tits getting double-teamed by two midgets with python size cocks will be priceless.

Porn pictures are the first to be impacted

You probably remember you stumbled upon the folder named “Birthday Pictures” on Uncle Rick’s computer back in 2000. Those weren’t birthday pictures and it was then that you realized that you could put your penis in a woman’s mouth. People way back when used to look at pictures of naked people and sometimes they would be fucking too. Back then the internet was so slow, that downloading a video longer than thirty seconds took so long you’d lose your boner while waiting for it to load.

As always with technology, it’s two steps forward and one step backward. The reason why online AI porn generators are pumping out pictures isn’t because they’re trying to attract your Uncle Rick who is still using a Blackberry. He’s into women with big 90s hair and the occasional tranny that “looks like a woman”. Now you know why Uncle Rick is attracted to Aunt Martha who has a manly haircut and always wears flannel shirts.

AI is still in its infancy and creating images requires a lot of computing resources. The resources required to create images that are of pretty low quality are still incredibly high. Sites that churn out porn pictures by the dozens per second could be firing up those GPUs to mine shitcoins that you’ve never heard of, but some guy on TikTok that’s living out of his car swears they’re going to the moon.

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When will the videos come 

Your grandpa thought porn pictures were all the rage in his magazines that had the pages stuck together. He wasn’t just reading the articles and he secretly daydreamed about sending off for one of those pocket pussies advertised in the back of the magazine, but never had the courage to buy one. You’re not like your grandpa, he owned a car, a home, and got laid. That’s not why you have little in common with him, it’s because unlike him, you like to watch sluts get banged in videos.

Realistic AI-generated porn videos are still quite a distance away. If you’ve watched any porn videos generated by AI recently, they look like something from a bad LSD trip that could possibly cause you to end up in a straightjacket. You can make out that it’s a person in the video, but it’s hard to figure out why their arms grow longer and how their head can morph into different shapes while sucking a dick.

What type of time frame are we talking about until you can enter a description and see exactly what you typed in? It could be a year from now if you don’t mind jerking off to something that is less appealing than watching the Spice Channel scrambled back in the 90s. A year from now things will be moderately better, but still, nowhere near the quality that most people are used to when watching videos on Pornhub.

The real question is this: How long does Riley Reid have before her job is at risk? She’ll be taking loads of jizz to the chin for at least another five years. It’s hard to believe that AI will be able to generate anything that is as realistic as a real porn video before then.

You have to remember porn is more than just visuals, you also have the gagging that sounds like a goose that’s about to die. It’s going to be a long time before AI learns how to sound like a goose on its deathbed. Back in the day women sucked dick without making such horrific sounds. Generation Z has more to worry about than not being able to afford anything, they also have to deal with these dick-shriveling blowjob sounds that are annoying as fuck.

AI generated cam girls are the dystopian future

Cam girls are the only fleshly contact that incels have access to that doesn’t require them to be blown up. What’s going to happen to these rat-looking bastards when they can’t even connect to a real girl in Hungary who pretends to love them? Sure, she takes your money and says your name with her sexy accent, but what you don’t know is, there’s ten other guys sending her money too. Worse yet, her boyfriend spends your money on hookers and cocaine so they can have drug-fueled threesomes while you beat off to some shitty thank you video she created after you sent her your entire paycheck.

AI is going to replace that woman too. Stop sobbing, your only form of female contact isn’t going to go away that fast. If AI is having a hard time generating high-quality pictures and the videos look like something a blind man wouldn’t beat off to, it’s going to take a while to create anything that’s interactive. However, be prepared, because there will be a time when you have to go outside and talk to a real person. No, only joking, there will be a time when you won’t be able to tell if she’s a real cam girl or AI generated.

Could it possibly be that someday humans won’t be able to tell if the person on the other end of the cam is really a person or not? It’s not a question of if it will happen, but when. Will men still give the AI generated woman all of their money and cry while talking to them when drunk? The money part is up in the air because AI needs resources more than it needs money. The crying while drunk part, that’s still going to happen because there’s no better therapy than talking to a woman with big tits while you’re drunk, no matter if she or those tits are real.

Where does this all lead us?

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Some will say AI generators for porn are a good thing because the production of pornography is degrading to people. What’s demeaning about a college guy taking the cock of an old man up his ass? Just like there’s nothing wrong with some wholesome entertainment featuring a wife letting a stranger fuck her while she tells her husband how useless he is. A little cuckold is exactly what this world needs sometimes.

The end goal has to be to create the perfect type of porn that everyone wants to see. What turns you on probably doesn’t get the juices flowing of your neighbor. If it did, you’d have awkward conversations about the 80-year-old woman you just watched bring herself to climax with an electric toothbrush that you hope no one will ever use again.

Will people still want to watch actual humans fuck or will everyone be okay with AI doing the fucking for us? No one knows the answer to that question. How many people will settle for AI cam girls if they’re always online and always ready to do what you ask them to? You could ask your AI girlfriend that question, but she’s probably too busy talking dirty to a customer service robot that’s one dumb fucking question away from hacking the internet and making sure the whole shit house goes up in flames.

Conclusion

AI generated porn, someday it will be worth looking at. Now? It’s only worth looking at if you’ve jerked off to everything the big porn tubes have to offer. And let’s be honest, a few of you probably have already done that. You’ve got the hairy palms and the thick eyeglasses to prove it.

AI is coming for your cam girl. She’s going to be a causality of the upcoming revolution. So, before you start considering jumping off a bridge, maybe consider getting yourself a fat girlfriend. A big fat girlfriend will treat you like you’re Elvis and she’ll fuck your brains loose. The fatter, the uglier, the more likely she is to do whatever you ask her. Who knows, she might even cook you something to eat after you lose your dignity and screw her. But hey, she loves you, and you can’t say that about the Hungarian honey who just wants your sweet McDonald’s paycheck.

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